May The 5th Be With You

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 05/05/2016 at 10:05 • Filed to: None

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Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn 05/05/2016 at 10:08

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I'm assuming that's a nice, dark Añejo tequila. We need to stock up on those before Trump.

Party-vi > ttyymmnn 05/05/2016 at 10:10

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ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2016 at 10:13

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I have no idea. Liquor is such a subjective thing that I purposefully chose a generic picture so people wouldn’t start arguing about whisky/whiskey. Agreed also on your second point. You’d have to lay in a four-year supply, though. But we might need it for a Hillary presidency, too.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 05/05/2016 at 10:13

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Revenge of the 5th.

Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn 05/05/2016 at 10:15

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I’m an advocate for liquor over hard currency, actually. In a time of “mild social chaos” (which is far more likely than Armageddon), things like liquor and prescription drugs would be the best bargaining tools. Good luck walking over to your neighbor with silver bullion to trade for his generator. You'll be taking a hefty discount.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > ttyymmnn 05/05/2016 at 10:15

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Alcohol? On cinco de mayo?

No one drinks today!

MUSASHI66 > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2016 at 10:20

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Ammo. If Hillary wins, prices will go up again, and they never really came back to pre-Obama levels.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 05/05/2016 at 10:21

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2016 at 10:21

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brb building still

ttyymmnn > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/05/2016 at 10:21

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I made this post yesterday, and despite living in Texas, the thought of Cinco de Mayo never crossed my mind.

/Sorry, ULY.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2016 at 10:28

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Anejo is the only acceptable form of tequila. Everything else is for mixing in bachelorette party margaritas.

Ash78, voting early and often > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/05/2016 at 10:33

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I usually go with Reposado — I still like the balance of that fresh agave flavor, but with less harshness. Some añejos can taste a little too much like bourbon (which I love, but I’m not drinking tequila that’s pretending its something else). Mostly I’m just sad most people drink Cuervo with that artificial brown color in it. Or that most people drink plata just because it doesn’t darken their margarita.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2016 at 10:36

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Reposado’s usually have too much bite for my preference. Only one I’ve found I like is Underground.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2016 at 11:48

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I promise that’ll help at my house.

Ash78, voting early and often > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/05/2016 at 11:52

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Don't forget making sure everyone knows you're the guy who can fix stuff. That will be a way to spare your life, at least for a while until our Idiocracy/Gestapo overlords determine those skills are no longer necessary.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/05/2016 at 12:51

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Isn’t is revenge of the 6th? Cause that’s when you are hung over?